Why drunken guys are not to be messed with

Jon felt something against "his" left leg "he" turns "his" head and sees a man sleeping next to "him". Jon notices that there is weight on "his" chest turning "his" head again "he" sees that "he" has DDs on "his" chest, fearing that it was gone he reached under the covers and finds a wet slit. She screamed loudly waking up the man. "Oh Jonnie" he says drunkenly "Methinks you want more!" Jonnie didn't know what happened next only that she was being trust into again and again her new waist long blonde hair fly as her new sexy shape shook with every wave that hit, and with that he passed out cold.