"Now, how would you like to get started? A handsome young man like yourself should never keep an eager young woman from pleasing him," Samantha said, when she wasn't kissing him.
"Well ..." Jon started.
"Just so you know, I'll do anything you want, no matter how extreme or strange."
"Anything?" he asked.
She smiled. "Anything."
Jon thought for a moment, trying to think of something bizarre that someone usually wouldn't do, then he said "Okay, how about ..."