Jon was talking to someone else, when suddenly he heard his sister's voice cutting through the crowd's commotion. "What the fuck?" Zoe had said. Jon turned his head fast enough to see his sister change from a 14-year old Goth girl to a 7-year old girlie girl. So that's what this is all about, Jon thought. He then watched a guy sprint through the crowd and slap a name tag onto a middle-aged woman. He wasn't sure, but he thought it might have been Sarah McMillan's mother. Then the guy sprinted away.
"Hey! Stop him! He took my tag! He ... uhhh ..." the woman said, then started to get woozy, as her transformation began. Soon, she would be a lot like the original Zoe.
Jon watched the tag-switching goof cut through the crowd and saw his chance. He leapt towards him and tackled him to the ground. But when Jon hit the floor, he got the wind knocked out of him. And he was only vaguely aware that the guy was putting a name tag on him.