When Jon pulled down his pants he was shocked to see his penis was TINY! Jon could barely make it out in his tangled mat of pubic hair. His balls were the same size as always but his dick was not even a full inch long!
"Fuck this is NOT what I meant by interesting" Jon said aloud to himself. Thinking maybe his shrinkage only affected his limp size, he began to do what 18 year old boys often do in their rooms alone. Much to his horror he only seemed to be getting stiffer, not bigger. Even after he got to "full attention he doubt he was past the 1 inch mark.
Frustrated, Jon said to himself "Great, the stone considers me having a 1 inch cock 'interesting'. Un fucking believable, I know I wasn't specific but why would ANYONE want that? I'd better not ask for something 'fascinating' or I'll end up a dutch shemale prostitute!"
He picked up the stone and was about to try to wish himself back but decided on asking Karyn for her help in fixing this as APPARENTLY, he wished like an idiot. At least she got something positive with her wish.
Jon did his normal routine and then headed downstairs for breakfast. At the kitchen table he found his mom, his dad, and his sister Zoe. But strangely, there was a new woman at the stove he had never seen before. This new woman was cooking scrambled eggs for everybody. Had they gotten a maid or something?
"Morning, son" Jon's dad said.
"Morning" Jon said back, still a little confused by everything.
The cooking woman finished the batch of eggs and dished up everyone at the table including a plate for herself. Jon silently ate his breakfast along with his family and this strange new woman who apparently lived with them.
The new woman turned to Jon's mom and said, "Ooh, Trisha, don't forget to pick me up after work today. My car is going to be at Valkyrie garage getting that new radiator today."
Jon's mom replied, "I didn't forget Tammy, see you at 5."
Jon still didn't know who this Tammy was or why she apparently was a part of the family now, but Jon was more concerned about his tiny manhood at the moment.
On the way to school he noticed subtle changes in the neighborhood. There were a lot of strange women around he had never seen before. At the Hamilton house a block away from his house he saw Mrs. Hamilton kissing a strange blonde woman goodbye as she left for work. Holy shit! Maybe women are more likely to be lesbian now or something.
Finally, Jon met up with Karyn, who still looked normal minus the blonde hair and big boobs from yesterday.
"Karyn! Holy shit you gotta help me, I wished for something really stupid!"
Karyn looked surprised, "What is it? What did you wish for?"
Jon just froze, then looked down in embarrassment as he mumbled, "Umm. I uh, wished for things to be interesting, and then my penis shrunk."
Karyn just raised an eyebrow as she stared at him trying to figure out if he was joking. Then she burst out laughing hysterically!
Jon was angered by her lack of empathy, "What's so fucking funny?"
"Oh Jon, that was a good one. Your PENIS shrunk! Ha ha! Let me guess, you're BOOBS shrunk too?"
"Seriously Karyn, I don't get it, what's so funny?"
Karyn suddenly stopped laughing as she realized Jon was being serious, "Jon, duh, men don't HAVE penises."
"What?!?"
"Holy shit Jon, seriously, how badly have you been fucking yourself up? You're telling me you made a wish to have a penis before your last wish? That's fucking gross! What else were you wishing for last night?"
"No it was normal BEFORE I even GOT the stone that ALL men had penises and testicles and women had vaginas. Why, is that not the case now?"
Karyn had a shocked look, "Jon, no, Men have clitorises and testicles, women have penises and vaginas. It's always been that way."
