"Oh man that felt so good" Biff said. "You almost never jerk off first thing in the morning"
Jon smiled sarcasticly as a thought crossed his mind, he just jerked off one of the biggest jerks in school.
After a quick shower Jon went to get dressed and Biff started putting up a fuss.
"Dude, use the special undies, and for gods sake don't zip your pants. I feel smothered down their when you pull that shit."
Jon sighed and searched his drawer and found some odd crotchless breifs, between them and his unzipped jeans Biff could peek out from his pants.
Jon was greeted downstairs by his family, as he sat down at the breakfast table two plates were served to him, one on the table and one between his legs. Jon's mom pushed the one between his legs close to his crotch, undoing Jon's pants, and feeding Biff directly. Jon noticed he was the only one undergoing this ritual and that the crotches of his family looked normal at least from the impression they made on their pants.
It felt so odd feeling his crotch chew and swallow, it almost put Jon off eating his meal.
After lunch Jon had a few minutes to waste before school so he went into the living room hoping to watch TV, instead an article pinned to the wall distracted him.
"Don't tell me you're reading that old thing" Biff said. "you read it before and you LIVED it. I was hoping to watch the game."
Jon tried to ignore this and went on reading. He read about a large bus crash one winter on the way to school, many students were injured or dying. Radical surgery was done to save them. Jon volunteered for a transplant thinking he'd just give up one of his two kidneys. Instead Biffs face and brain was implanted on his crotch. they rigged in crude links to Jon's digestive system and lungs so he could eat and talk.
A second article below it dealt with exploring their psychology for a year, how at first they fought constantly but grew to get along, how Jon refused to show his face in school for 3 months. How Biff felt so bored with nothing to do but hang between Jon's legs. Biff being dumped by Sarah. Biff feeling how residual genital nerves meshed with his face creating an erogenous zone and how he was depressed for months when he first found he liked being penetrated. How they adapted to bisexuality.
"Are you through?" Biff said sounding a bit annoyed.
"I guess", Jon said. "just taking a walk down memory lane. It's a pitty about Sarah."
"don't sweat it", Biff said. "that was a couple years ago, if she is too much of a bitch to accept me like this then screw her! Besides, I like cock better now so who needs her."
