Jon just stared in wide eyed disbelief at the large, full, FEMALE breast jutting from his groin. It had a large fully female nipple as well, which was perking up in the cool air Jon had just exposed it to when he dropped his pants.
"What...the....FUCK?!?" Jon said rather loudly to himself.
Feeling his new "asset" Jon confirmed it was a normal female breast in every way, other than it was jutting from his groin. Jon guessed it was probably a "D" cup or so. Feeling below it he found that his penis and testicles were gone! This boob seemed to be his only genitalia!
Stuffing his crotch tit pack into his pants he grabbed the stone and rushed out to go to Karyn's house. As he ran down the street his boob jiggled and jostled painfully between his legs. As he passed people he saw that women looked perfectly normal but every man he saw had the same breast bulge in their pants that Jon had. Some male crotch breasts were bigger, some smaller, but every man has had his cock and balls replaced with a female breast.
After FINALLY reaching Karyn's house Jon frantically rand the doorbell. When Karyn answered he rushed inside and began frantically blathering to her about the predicament he had caused.
When he had finally finished, Karyn told him to calm down and asked him "Jon, what the hell is a penis?"
"Shit Karyn! It's for SEX. It's how people REPRODUCE!"
"Uh Jon, no. Apparently your badly worded wish gave you some 'interesting' concepts about human reproduction. When a man and a woman want to have a baby the woman drinks semen from the male's breast and it travels down through her stomach and past the inter-uterine barrier into her uterus. It fertilizes and egg and then after nine months a baby emerges through the birth opening. The baby then drinks from the female breasts. It's the circle of life. Sorry if it's not as 'interesting' as this penis-sex stuff."
Jon was frustrated as his logic bounced of Karyn, he just looked at her and stammered, "But... Karyn. Guh.. buh... This is not normal!"
Karyn gave him a stern look and said, "Jon, think about it. Female breasts pass nourishment to babies, men pass genetic material back to females through their breasts to make more babies. It sounds a hell of a lot more 'normal' than this people sticking... THINGS into each other stuff you're babbling about. Besides, people have been sustaining themselves this way for at least 250,000 years! There are literally cave drawings of male breasts! You really think you changed the whole of reality with a rock? You're grandpa said the range of that thing is like 2 miles! It can change small things like a leaf color or my boob size, but it can't change the universe! No doubt that rather than altering the ENTIRE EARTH AND COURSE OF HISTORY, the rock gave you same crazy ideas in your head to make your day more interesting. Next time be more specific in your wishing."
