Jon looked around at his strangely mutated family in shock. He had to do something. Hopefully he could confide in Karyn as closely now she is a sister as he could when she was a friend.
Jon leaned over to karyn and whispered "I think something is wrong with the family, I need to use the wishing rock".
Karyn looked at jon and giggled amusedly as he lead her to his room and pulled her inside.
As john scrambled to get the box out from under his bed he asked Karyn "what's so funny"
"nothing much" Karyn said, "It just sounded like you said wishing rock not wishing cock."
Jon looked in suprise as he pulled a large dildo from the box.
"So all I have to do is wish on this" Jon asked.
"no", karyn said amused, "you know better than that, you used it before. you have to wish while USING it for it to work. and besides, why are you whispering. it's not as if the cock is a secret. How do you think grandpa got reincarnated when he was dying. he gave this to us so he could use it."
"he doesn't STILL use it" jon said in disgust at the idea, dropping it.
"Of course not", Karyn said, "that's just gross, and besides he's too small now. We'd wish him human again but wishes cannot be undone. other than that the stone can do anything, except make sarah female or pretty. now tell me jon, what is wrong with the family? is it grandpa's reincarnation? sallys mutation from toxic waste exposure at a field trip? Mom and Sarah being transsexual? I mean really, you shouldn't be ashamed of us now, all of a sudden, out of the blue."
Jon realized with horror that all this odd stuff she took in stride.
"The mixed genders and bodyparts, i think a vague wish did this, that and the three parents" jon admitted.
"mixed?", Karyn asked confused, "is this a joke or are you going crazy, you know this is within normal human variability. And multiple spouses isn't strange, as long as one of them has opposite genitals from the others you can have up to four spouses."
It was then that Jon realized how mixed up this reality had become. Could he make a wish to change it. He looked down at the big dildo in horror, did he even dare try to change things back.
