"Wait a minute. That's Steve? The one they were talking about? But ... he was the one who was teasing me earlier," Julian said, staring at the jock who was acting a lot more effeminate than he had before.
Pete turned and looked over at Steve and Randy and felt a little perplexed himself. Steve was definitely acting out of character, as was Randy, who was acting very submissive and was constantly eying Steve's cock. Was it an elaborate joke? Maybe, but Pete didn't think so. It really seemed like they meant it, like it was how they always acted, even though Pete knew it wasn't. So what was happening?
"You don't think ... I mean ... maybe I do have gay cooties," Julian said. Nothing like this had ever happened before, but he had to admit, Steve and Randy were a lot more friendly now.
"There's no such thing as cooties," Pete said. But that wasn't true. Because thanks to Jon's vague wish for something interesting to happen, gay cooties now existed. And Julian had them. And whenever someone made a homophobic slur (in the vicinity of Julian), that person caught the cooties and began to change in some aspect common to gay people. So far, Steve's personality and behavior had become effeminate, Randy had become submissive and cock-hungry, Biff couldn't stop from talking like a horny gay man, and the usually-gruff football coach couldn't help but act happy and flirtatious.
And this was only the beginning.
