Jon looked around, panicking as the stone granted his wish. After a quick check of everything, including his penis, Jon determined that the stone hadn’t actually done anything and he breathed a sigh of relief.
However, unbeknownst to Jon, the stone had actually granted his wish—just not in the way he had intended. You see, Jon had neglected to mention when the wish something interesting would happen, and since the stone works in mysterious ways, it decided not to grant Jon’s wish immediately but at a later point in time.
