Drew realizes

"Oh you have a monster all right, " said Cory sarcastically.
"I'm glad you shaved so we can see everything there in its full glory," added Kayla.
Drew's alcohol soaked brain started to let gears turn, and you could see it on his face as it got a bit confused.
"I think your joke was really funny Denise, despite these two picking on you a bit," laughed Kelly.
Hearing Kelly call him Denise brought it back. He was changed into a chick, so he wasn't showing off his junk, he was showing off his vagina...to a room of pretty girls. He pulled up the sweatpants
"Glad someone got the joke. Sorry girls, normally I'm not so...forward, but I felt comfortable," explained Drew
"Glad you feel at home, Denise. I was joke poking fun. But if you do want a 10 inch penis, I do have a dildo you can use. Just clean it when you are done," said Cory with a deadpan delivery.
Jake just stared at her. Do girls really just share dildos? They do in porn, but was there a kernel of truth there?
"I'm joking D. Geez, you are gullible when you are drunk. It's cute."
Drew relaxed a bit
"It's actually 12 inches," and the Cory. She started with a straight face, but then started to laugh hysterically.
"Cory, I think you are blowing Denise's mind," said Kayla.
"Actually, the only thing getting blown right now is that guy. Look at the screen," said Kelly, pointing out the actor in the next video on the website Cory had found and displayed on the TV.
"You can tell this porn was made by a dude, no girl would ever try to deep throat that thing," Kayla pointed out.
"I don't like giving blowjobs at all. I only do it after a guy goes down on me, since I have to return the favor," said Cory.
Drew felt like a spy. This could be valuable information.
"I don't like giving head either," said Kayla
"Why not?" asked Drew
"Most guys just don't take care down there. Some guys manscape, but most just let it go wild. Those same guys complain when we don't shave for a bit, you know?" explained Kayla
"Plus it tastes bad," said Kelly.
"What's it taste like?" asked Drew
"You've never tasted cum before D? How'd you pull that off?" asked Cory
"Never given a blowjob," answered Drew
"Congrats, I guess? Some girls do like it. Maybe you should try it at some point, just to see. We don't like it, but maybe you would."
"Doubt it," answered Drew taking a sip of wine.
The 3 roommates looked at eachother. There were some meaningful looks, that Drew totally missed, and then Kelly said "I got this" before texting someone.