"Attention students," said the principal, "May I have your attention please."
"As you may know, our town of Lake Point is suffering from an underpopulation crisis. Every year, our graduating class moves away, and fewer and fewer people ever return here. But I have a solution!"
The principal wheeled a strange, blinking device onstage.
"You see, this device will solve all of our problems!" Suddenly, Jon was very afraid, and wishing he had brought the rock with him today...
