"What's this all for?" Jon asked, looking bewildered.
Karyn gave him an odd look, then said "You know what it's for, Jon. Come on," she said, pulling him to one of the tables. "We made a cake, just for you."
"Yeah, you totally deserve it," Pete said.
Jon looked down at the cake, expecting it to say Happy Birthday on it (why else would he be having a surprise party?). But it didn't. Instead it said ...