Suddenly, Sarah heard someone from behind her shout out her name. When she turned around, she saw her boyfriend Biff Meadows.
She let out a sigh of relief, then approached him. At least Biff was the same - or so she thought.
"Biff, there you are. Why didn't you pick me up this morning? I was waiting outside my house for, like, forever."
"Doesn't Amber usually pick you up? I mean, she is dating you," Biff said.
Sarah could only stare at him. Did he say what she thought he said?
"Why are you looking at me like that?" he asked. Then he shook his head. "Listen, have you seen Steve around anywhere?"
"Steve ... Farber?" Sarah asked.
"Yeah. I think I'm gonna do it, Sarah. I think today will be the day."
"What are you talking about?"
Biff looked oddly at her. "I'm gonna ask Steve out on a date. Don't you remember me talking about it yesterday?" He looked past her and down the hall. "Oh, man. Here he comes," he said, getting flushed. "Do I look alright?" he asked Sarah.
Sarah couldn't believe what she was seeing. Biff wasn't gay, not even in the slightest. But here he was acting like it.
First her best friends were acting like lesbians, then her boyfriend was acting like one of her best friends and was acting gay. And to top it all off, she was apparently dating her friend Amber Levine now. What was happening?