Armed with his new knowledge, Jon quickly went to the bathroom. He pulled his pants and underwear down and looked at his penis. Or what had been his penis. His penis had been replaced with a miniature human being, or at least a human being from the waist up. And not just any person, but a girl! Everything was there; miniature face, hair, breasts, even arms. She was nestled in Jon's pubic hair and his balls were still in their normal space at the girl's 'waist.' She had been asleep, but woke up and yawned as Jon stared at her. She ran her hands along her shaft and moaned in pleasure as blood rushed to her and caused her shaft to become stiff and fully erect. A ripple of pleasure ran through Jon as she did so.
Jon's penis looked up at him, hands at her base, where Jon supposed her hips would be if she were a full human. "Hey, Jon," she said in a high-pitched voice. "It's about time you let me out of there. Do you have any idea how cramped it gets in your pants?"
"You can talk?" asked Jon.
"Of course I can talk," the girl/penis said. "You wanted me to be able to talk when you got me. I've been your penis for a month, Jon. You think you'd be used to it."
Suddenly, Jon heard Zoe calling from the other side of the door, "What's taking so long in there? If you're having a heart-to-heart with your penis again, can't you do it in your room, so that others can at least use the bathroom?"
"I'll be out in a second, Zoe," Jon called back.
"Oh, well," said Jon's penis. "We need to pee anyways. We can finish this when we get into your room. Maybe you can masturbate me while you're at it." She turned towards the toilet, opened her mouth and a stream of urine poured into the toilet. Jon was shocked that his penis didn't seem to mind.
Wiping her mouth when she was done, Jon's penis looked up, and, noticing Jon's reaction, said, "What? I'm a penis. It's not like its any big deal."
