"The easiest way to find a girl who would make out with me without being forced, Jon, is for you to turn into a girl."
"What?"
"If you were a girl, you would be willing to...."
"Well," said Jon, looking embarrassed in front of Karyn, "I would even if I'm not a girl. But it would make feel funny."
"Why would it make you feel funny?" asked Wendi.
"Because you really don't act like a human and I feel like I'd be taking advantage of you. Besides, I feel funny talking about this in front of Karyn."
"Well," said Wendi...
