As the afterglow of Jon's multiple female orgasms began to wane, he found himself becoming somewhat embarassed by his actions. He could barely believe he had actually masturbated as a woman. Sure, Zelda was hot, but at the moment, he was Zelda! Jon tried not to think about the psychological implications.
Suddenly, he recalled what 'he' had said as Zelda. Link was going to the Temple of Time to meet Zelda, or, er, Jon. Having played the game before, Jon knew what would happen. Once he arrived at the Temple of Time as Zelda, he would give Link the light arrows he needed to defeat Ganondorf. Then, he/she would be kidnapped by the King of Evil.
Link could only stop Ganondorf with the light arrows, and the end of the game was probably Jon's quickest way out of the VR device. But he really wasn't looking forward to being Ganondorf's guest.
Finally, he decided to...
