Jon examined himself in shock. His eyes weren't deceiving him. He was definitely Zelda. His legs appeared to be covered with long white stockings under his pale pink skirt. His feet were clad in pink heels, although, oddly enough, he was maintaining his balance perfectly. He was wearing a long, silky pink gown, as well as Zelda's trade mark pink gloves, which went past his elbows. He even had her face, with her long blonde hair, blue eyes, small, delicate mouth, and ears adorned in triforce ear rings. Completing the look was a slim tiara resting amidst his long hair.
While everything in the VR simulation was photorealistic, it wasn't actually true to life. He looked (unfortunately) like a real woman rather than a collection of pixels, but his proportions were all wrong. His hose and skirt covered legs were far too long, ending in a high, remarkably thin waist. His face was even less realistic, apparently rendered in an anime style; with large eyes of vivid blue and highly pronounced lashes, and a mouth and nose that were tiny by comparison.
His self examination was interrupted by a sudden knock on the door to Zelda's chambers. He turned, startled. What would he do now?