"Any ideas?" wondered Jon.
"Well, Karyn has to be Sailor Moon," said Alan. "She's got the hair, even if I don't know how to make that weird dumpling head hairdo in the show. But I know who we get to be."
"Who?"
"Sailor Uranus and Neptune."
"What?"
"There's more than five Sailor Scouts," replied Alan. "There's no reason we have to be the main five. And I know you know that, Karyn! You just didn't want us to pick Uranus or Neptune."
"Aw, you caught me," said Karyn.
"But what's so special about Uranus and Neptune?" asked Jon.
"They're lesbians," replied Alan.
"They're cousins" said Karyn.
"They censored it for television. They're lesbians."
In the end, Karyn became Sailor Moon, Jon Sailor Uranus, Alan Sailor Neptune, Jessica Sailor Mars, and Rachel Sailor Mercury. Karyn giggled as Jon wished them all to transform. She looked around. They were all girls, all standing on a strange street school uniforms--all female uniforms with skirts, except for Jon. He had become a tall blonde with short hair, wearing a boy's uniform, who could easily pass for a boy.
"What's so funny?" asked Jon, who was now a tall blonde girl with short hair, who could easily pass for a boy.
"Well, Sailor Uranus and Neptune are lesbians," said Karyn. "They live with each other... though it is in separate beds... and they're going out with each other. I didn't know you liked Alan like that."
"Oh, come on," said Jon. "We're not exactly like the characters we are. Just sort of close."
"What season are we from?" wondered Alan.
"Hmm," said Karyn. "Judging from the uniforms, probably after the end of the series...."
(Author's note: if anyone gets this branch right, I'll be very surprised.)
