Before Jon could suggest a sport, Art/Mom said, "C'mon, son, get with it! I wish you would get off your ass, get some spirit, and give me a good wrestling match!"
Jon sensed more than saw the stone flash as it rolled out away from the bottom of his jeans where it must have fallen out when he lost it. However, Jon didn't really care as he suddenly felt a desire... no, a NEED to start fighting his mom. For several minutes, Jon and Art/Mom thrashed about on the floor, until finally Art's superior experience won out, and Jon found himself pinned to the floor. "Good match, son," Art/Mom said as she got off the floor. Jon blushed as he realized that during the match, one of his mother's breasts had come out of her shirt. Art unabashedly tucked it back in and went over to his/her husband. Art/Mom straddled his/her husband and began passionately kissing him. Disgusted, Jon grabbed the stone and left the room to think about how to fix the situation.
