Biff Meadows (star quarterback of the Lake Point High School football team and boyfriend of Sarah McMillan) was at the grocery store picking up a few more items for his party later on that night. And man, was it going to be killer. His jock buddies were gonna be there, there were gonna be babes and lots of beer. He pushed the shopping cart towards the aisle with the chips, thinking he should have some appetizers too. And that's when he slammed his cart into someone else's cart.
"Hey, watch it," he said.
"Sorry," the woman pushing the other cart said.
Suddenly, Biff felt dizzy. He grabbed his head, then shook away his dizziness and continued on his way. He had to get some more items for his party that night. He already had the low-fat beverages (he had to watch his weight) and was about to get the vegetables and fruits he was going to use for the
hors d'oeuvres. He smiled, knowing he was going to have such a great time with the girls. Just as usual, he was currently dressed in a tight shirt on his slim body and a pair of capris and had a very effeminate look to go along with it all. Yeah, he was gay, but so what? He liked the way he was and loved spending time with his girl-friends, talking about men and discussing the latest celebrity gossip. The Tupperware party tonight is gonna so great, he thought, as he swished along down the aisle, pushing the cart towards the vegetables.
Meanwhile, Linda went through her own transformation.
She pushed her cart to the other side of the store, intending on getting some beer. Gone was the noticeably feminine woman. It was still her body, but now it was muscular and her attire showed that she no longer worked at a law firm. No, this version of Linda Madison worked at a local gym as a trainer. All her life she was an athlete and even considered herself a jock, especially since she was a lesbian. She was notorious for hitting on other girls and using them the way the other jocks did. She smiled, knowing that her sister Racheal (who, oddly, was also a lesbian ... two lesbians in the same family? what were the chances of that?) would be bringing her smoking hot girlfriend Krista to the family dinner tonight. Man, would she love to tap that. But then she sighed. It was too bad she didn't have a woman like that. She was stuck with Jim, her husband. Yeah, she actually had a husband, despite the fact that she was gay. But she only did it for the money and the support. In recent years, she was thinking of divorcing him, but what about her kids? She had one biological son (Jon), which came from Jim getting her to try sex with a man (who knew that only one try at it would cause her to get pregnant?) and two adopted ones. An Asian girl named Zoe and an African boy named Mikey. She couldn't put them through that. And besides, Jim was good company. Like her, he was a football fan and had actually played some in high school. She may not have sexually loved him, but she loved him as a friend. Heading into the alcoholic beverages aisle, Linda grabbed a couple six-packs of beer, then headed to the check out line.
Meanwhile, back at his house, Jim was noticing something different about the family portrait hanging in the hallway. His dad and him looked the same, but his mom looked really muscular and had much shorter hair ... and Zoe and Mikey looked totally different! Zoe was Asian and Mikey was black! His wish was supposed to change his family's personalities, not change their races. So what happened?
