Jon woke up feeling rested. He rolled onto his back, pulled up his nightshirt and rubbed his hands over his larger pregnant belly. His baby was in there, growing, healthy and....what? Jon rolled over and pushed himself up into a sitting position. What was he doing, being all maternal? He stood up and took over the night shirt. He was working on getting his male clothing when he had the very sudden urge to pee. He finished grabbing the clothing and waddled down the hall. He closed the door, locked it and did what he had to do. He then looked in the mirror, seeing his bun in the oven was a little closer to ready. He took a picture to send to Karyn.
"I'm getting huge." sent Jon. He put on the male clothing and felt multiple kinds of relief when he felt his pregnant belly and breasts go away. He went back to his room, piled up the nightshirts and walked to the kitchen. After having a couple bowls of cereal, and chatting with Mikey, he went back to his room with a couple plastic bags and threw the night shirts in the bags and tied them up. He then went outside and threw them away in the trash bins. Now he can't put them on without realizing it.
"Well, you look like things are coming along."
"I put on my sweats, so things are better now. I need more than 1 outfit. I thought about raiding my dad's closet, but I worry that it'll turn my lower half into my dad's to make it fit"
"That didn't happen with the sweatshirt, besides, you still owe me from the last time."
"Karyn, I'm desperate. Look at that picture I sent you."
"I know, I'm messing with you, but I don't have any pocket money. Maybe the local secondhand store has something if your dad's clothing doesn't work?"
"I'll keep you posted, " texted Jon before going into his parents room, which was thankfully empty. He went to his underwear drawer, and found his size 38 tighty-whities. He took a pair, thinking it had to be better than the alternative. It would be his backup plan. He put his dad's underwear into his underwear drawer, at the bottom. He then took his money and went to the local secondhand store, and wandered the aisles. He found a pair of jeans for $5 and some boxers for $1 each, both men size 30. He went up to check out
"Are you with the homeless shelter?"
"No, just browsing."
"Today is a discount day for the homeless shelter, so you'll have to come back Monday."
"Can't you make an exception?"
"Sorry, boy, I don't make the rules," replied the cashier, taking the clothing and putting them behind the counter.
When he was leaving the secondhand store, he texted Karyn "No go at 'Here we go again', they were having a day for the homeless shelter."
He walked home and started thinking of other options when Zoe came in, dropped off by her friend's mom.
"Hey Jon, how's it going?"
"Going fine Zoe, how was spending the night with Athena?"
"Great, we watched a couple movies and had girl talk. She gave me a couple ideas for a project I'm working on."
"Glad you had a good time Zoe."
"Jon, you look a little...thoughtful. Wanna talk?"
"Thanks for the offer Zoe, just working something out."
"Good luck Jon," said Zoe walking to her room. She put some of her clothing away, and took out the stone.
"I wish that Jon wouldn't deliver a baby, and instead after no more than 24 hours of labor, would turn back into his old self." The stone warmed up. Talking with Athena made Zoe realize another life would be affected if she didn't do something. Zoe put the stone in her underwear drawer and went to meet up with another friend at the park. She waved at Karyn as she was walking up. Karyn let herself in and went up to Jon's room. He was sitting at his computer just kind of staring.
"I'm out of ideas Karyn. I realized that even if I had all the clothing in the world, I can't shower naked and the pregnancy is going to continue."
"You could be a never-nude"
Jon turned to Karyn "As much as I appreciate a good Arrested Development reference, I don't think that'll work."
"So what are you going to do?"
"Just face this thing head on," said Jon standing up and taking off his shirt, allowing breasts to form.
"That's very brave you of Jon," replied Karyn as Jon took off his sweatpants and his pregnant belly returned. He waddled to his underwear drawer and took out a thong and put them on. He took out a bra and turned to Karyn, "How does one put this on?" Karyn stared at Jon for a minute and then started to coach him through it. She showed him a youtube video too. Jon grabbed a dress from the closet and put it on. He looked in the mirror and sighed. Karyn came up from behind and hugged her friend
"Sorry you are going through this."
"It is what it is." said Jon stroking his baby bump. Just then a text message came through "Hey girlfriend, I got us massages, hoping it'll help your sore back and shoulders. I'll be by in about 25 to pick you up. XOXO Sarah" Jon and Karyn looked at eachother
Zoe Interprets - Jon's Pregnancy day 4 AM
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