"How can I get past the agents watching my house? I need a diversion or a disguise. Oh! I got the perfect idea. I'll disguise myself as the maid and walk right past them. Now to find the maid and get her to go alng with me."
I get up and go into the kitchen where I find my maid.
"Do you need something, senora?" the maid asks.
"Um, well, yes. I need to ask a favor of you." I reply.
"Si senora, anything Maria can do for you, si."
"Good. I need to disguise myself to look like you so I can sneak past the FBI and sleep at your house tonight. You can sleep here, in my bed even."
Maria seems shocked. Then she nods and says, "I will call my husband and explain to him. Then we will work on the disguise."
"Thank you, Maria. There will be a bonus in your next check for this."
Maria nods, smiling. She then picks up the phone and dials. Soon she is speaking in Spanish. I don't understand the words she says but she must have worked it all out with her husband, because she hangs up and says to me, "Now we must get you ready for tonight. Let's go to your room, Senora so we can exchange clothes. We are close to the same size so the clothes shouldn't be a problem. Your red hair will stand out though so we need to find a scarf to hide it. Then we need to put the instant tan cream all over your skin to make your complexion darker. Then you should be able to pass for me from a distance. By the way, Carlos is putting clean sheets on the bed. He is very excited about you sleeping in our bed tonight."
What did she tell him? Does he think I plan to sleep with him? Oh my, what have I gotten myself into? With this body all hot and bothered, I may not have a choice. These hormones are working overtime and I may just lose control. Whatever shall I do?
