Meanwhile, across town at Jon's aunt's house, little 8-year old Sally was getting set to go out to the mall with her friends. The girls who went to school with her, however, were too young to go to the mall with her (without parental supervision), so recently she had to make friends with some of the middle school girls. But that wasn't a problem for them. Sure, Sally could be a bitch sometimes and she was a lot younger than them, but she had all the attributes of a popular girl and the middle school girls felt grateful that Sally was their friend, even if she was four to five years younger than them.
Lying down on her bed, Sally talked to her friend Megan (who was four years older) on the phone.
"Yeah, the new Justin Timberlake album is, like, really good. Plus, he's really hot. Oh, yeah. Totally. Yeah. Ohmygod, that is so true! Oh yeah, no doubt." She paused, listening to her friend. "She is, like, such a bitch. Totally trying to steal your boyfriend. Well, we'll just spread the rumor that she still wets the bed. Then she won't be stealing anyone's boyfriend. Yeah, I know, I'm a genius."
