Meeting the fam

Jon put the stone in its hiding place and decided to check out the effects the stone had on his family. Just as he was leaving his room, he heard his father calling Zoe, Mikey, and Jon down for dinner. "This should be interesting," Jon thought to himself. The sight which greeted his eyes as he entered the dining room was one he would not soon forget. Jon's father, Richard, was wearing one of his mom's housedresses and a pink frilly apron and humming as he set the meatloaf he had just finished making on the table. Jon's mom, Joan was sprawled all over her chair wearing nothing but boxers and a white wife-beater. Jon couldn't help but stare at her breasts pushing the front of the too-thin fabric out. She had a beer in one hand, and Jon quickly recognized the personality of his Uncle Joe! Zoe, normally the goth of the family, was dressed in jeans and a pokemon shirt, and acting for all the world like her little brother Mikey. Mikey, on the other hand, wore a halter top and skirt that Jon could swear he saw on Sarah McMillian earlier that day. Mikey was drumming his now long, pink-painted fingernails on the table and whined, "Geez, Dad, get it on the table already! I haven't got all day!" As Jon sat down he suddenly wondered what Karyn was like now.