Something felt odd, but Jon couldn't quite place it...He had forgotten to exclude himself...but who's personality did he get?
He decided to go out an explore how things had changed. He put some tight pants on to cover his crotchless underwear...sure, he lounged about the house half-naked, but in public! No way! But that didn't mean he didn't like to look sexy! He put on a muscle shirt...wait, did he think he wanted to look, 'sexy?' He looked in the mirror...he definately looked GOOD.
As he walked downstairs, he noticed his formerly goth sister was dressed normally with her hair in a bun and nose burried in a book, his younger brother Mikey wearing an apron and overmits in the kitchen. He jerked his head to see his mom come out of the bathroom proudly proclaiming, "I just made a doodoo!" And his dad sitting wide-eyed in front of the TV. For some reason his own dad seem to catch a particular interest.
"Why, Dad!" Jon began, "Did you leave your newspaper by the door."
Jon bent down to pick up the paper, trying to show his own ass off to his father to get him to notice...then it hit, Jon...his sexy neighbor always was doing this to his dad and other men...sure, he knew her, but not well...judging from what he's already seen and done, she probably had a pretty secret life...THIS was going to be WEIRD.
As his mind wandered, his father interupted, "Newspapers boring. Cartoons fun."
