After Jon went to bed, Jon's parents were getting ready for the next day. Jon's dad was finishing up some laundry, and his mom was doing some cleaning, specifically in the shared bathroom. Her kids made a mess of the place. She was contemplating having his kids clean it, when she found something she didn't put in the cabinet, a 20 inch 2 sided dildo. Her eyes went wide. She took it out and saw that it was a fancy piece of equipment. She grabbed it and walked down the hall to find her husband.
"Jack, look at what I found."
"Rachel, good lord. Warn someone before you show off something like that!"
"Where did it come from?"
"Well, it's not mine. I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not Mikey's"
"So, Jon or Zoe. What do you think?" asked Jack
"Could it be Karyn's? She's over here a lot."
"Maybe? I think you should start with Zoe. She's asleep now, but maybe you can ask her in the morning. I'll ask Jon. In the mean time, let's put it in our room."
"This is upsetting. I mean, they are just kids. "
"I know, Rachel. we will get to the bottom of this."
Rachel put the dildo in their bedroom in her sock drawer.
Jon's alarm went off at midnight. Quietly, he went down the hall to the bathroom. He closed the bathroom door and turned on the light. Getting down on all fours, he looked in the cleaning cabinet to find only the usual supplies. No magical 2 ended dildo that will allow him to have his penis. He doublechecked, but no luck. Cursing under his breath, he used the bathroom while he was up. He was started to resent having to sit. He got up and washed his hands. He looked at himself in the mirror. Powerful muscular legs, but a slit between his legs. He went back to his room and grabbed his stone. Should he make a wish? Would the wish get messed up? He put down the stone and went back to bed, dreaming of pumping iron.