"Yeah," said Karyn. "I remember what we were talking about a few days ago." For some reason Jon appeared a bit nervous.
Then he reached into his pocket and said "I wish you'd stay there and not leave or do anything to me until I let you go."
"What?"
"I don't know who you are," said Jon, "but you aren't Karyn. Karyn was on spring break with her parents in the mountains. I was waiting to talk to her for over a week. You see, I wasn't arguing about anything with Karyn a few days ago. Karyn wasn't even here. Now, I wish you'd tell me who you really are."