"Oh crap!" said Karyn, looking at the giant pile of erotic merchandise on Jon's bed, and the completely naked, giant-cocked and feminized Jon, who was dragging himself up off the floor. "If your parents see all this, we're in deep trouble!"
"I can help!" Zoe said. She grabbed a pack of normal-sized condoms, labeled "Extra Thick for Reduced Sensitivity" from the bed, and dropped it into the nearest funnel. Jon's giant penis still stood proudly out of his crotch.
"What are you doing?!?" Karyn exclaimed, holding up a funnel identical to the one Zoe was holding. "THIS is Jon's funnel... that one's set to change ME!"
Zoe looked around, puzzled, for a moment, and then she understood. Karyn and Jon both had these crazy, magic, body-changing funnels.
"Now help me hide this stuff that's on the bed!" said Karyn. Jon stood up to help, but his huge erection simply got in the way.
"Shit," said Karyn, pointing at Jon's dick. "We need to do something about THAT, too. And I need to hide, and you need some clothes. Oh God..."
Zoe, Jon and Karyn froze as they heard Jon's parents coming up the stairs, calling, "Jon? Zoe? What's going on?"
Suddenly Zoe had an idea. She grabbed the funnel that Karyn had been holding while Jon and Karyn finished shoving the bizarre collection of stuff under the bed. Zoe stepped into the hall, closed Jon's door, and dashed into her own room just before her parents came around the corner. She closed the door and pulled the box of her old toys out of the back of her closet. She grabbed a couple of doll outfits - a shirt and shorts from a Ken doll, and a party dress from a Barbie doll, and dropped one into each of the funnels. She then shoved the funnels into the toy box, and shoved the toy box back into her closet, just as her parents knocked on Jon's door.
