"What are you going to do to me?" asked Biff.
"Well, I'm going to let you know that your flat chest is obviously fake--you must be binding your breasts." She fired and Biff suddenly felt a constriction around his chest. "And you're just hiding your feminine figure with padding." She fired again. "And you don't really have any facial hair under that mask...."
Jay Duncan entered the men's restroom, to be surprised at the pile of trash next to the sink. There was a pair of shoes with ridiculous foot-tall heels. There was a pink strap-on dildo that smelled like someone had been using it, and some cotton bandages, and padding. And a mask--the mask looked like Biff! Why would anyone make a mask that looked like Biff?
He pulled his pants down to use the urinal and stopped. In his pocket wass a strange device wrapped in paper. He opened it up and a manual fell out--it said that it could control people's behavior. He read the details. It was very strange. A prank maybe?
When he was finished, he left the restroom; passing by was a strange girl. Then he recognized it. Biff. But the only part of her that looked like Biff was her face, and even that wasn't identical. How could he possibly think this person was Biff? Yet he couldn't shake the feeling that it was.
Who do I keep thinking that? he thought. If... if that manual was correct... there must be magic. And that would explain it. Magic is real and someone used it to change Biff, but magically make people recognize him anyway.
Gladys' next target was Sarah McMillan. "Hello, Sarah," she said.
"My, you've changed," said Sarah. "Did you get a makeover?"
"I did get a makeover!" replied Gladys. "You;re getting one too. You know, it's funny nobody ever noriced that you're not really what you seem to be. You're really two 9 year old girls, one riding the other's shoulders and just faking at being one person." She fired the gun at Sarah. Sarah stumbled to the floor and fell in an impossibly twisted position; she seemed to break in two and there was a girl wearing her blouse and another wearing her pants, both looking very big on them.
Meanwhile, Jay, who had received the "behavior" device, decided to test it, and Biff was a convenient target. He aimed it....
