Jon tried to think of things that would be strange to use, but not totally stupid. Unless he wanted a child who was half animal--and there was always the possibility of catgirls--he probably wanted to pick something human shaped. Let's see, he thought. What could he use that wasn't a human but would be human shaped? Hmm. Robots? Maybe, except they didn't exist in real life unless you were at Disney World. Dolls, statues, wax figures, suits of armor, cigar store Indian figures, lawn figures, mannequins.... Okay, that would do.
"I wish that one of the mannequins from that closed down store in the mall was in my room and nobody questions this."
He touched the semen that was still on his hand to the mannequin, under its clothes, on the belly. Now all he had to do was wait. He went to bed and made sure to set the alarm clock so he woke up early, despite it being the weekend. When he woke up, he saw a mannequin with a bulging belly. Strange, but soon he'd find out how his ring worked.