"MMAASSTTEERR..." they hissed, looking at Jon with hungry eyes. Before they could do anything, Jon wished them to freeze in time until he fixed this. He flipped through the pages, trying to remember what page the original picture was on. "Ccommon..." growled Jon in frustration until he remembered the page number. He finally remembered that he had seen it on page 69.
He rifled through the porno, until he found it. It was not just a picture, but a full fledged news story. It depicted a photo of a red skinned woman with fangs, flowing straight black hair, complete with horns, tail, and giant bat wings. The caption said, "Giant Demon Woman Looking for Love" It continued, "a woman flew around New York City this afternoon, looking for love..." It went on to say that she was in the mood, and looking for someone who looked exactly like Jon. The reason it was in a pornographic magazine, she was naked, and had a rack larger than a two busses wide, tall, and long. She was a giant demon woman whose hobbies were soul ripping, S&M;, and nice walks on the beach with her lover... while eating live shark.
Jon was now afraid for his life, as he knew that that woman wanted him and would want him to father these hellspawn. He had a theory that master also meant lunch. He was so across, that he didn't notice the eye peering in through the window. It was her, they were on the seventh floor, and she was crouching to see them.
"Hey there sexy...she boomed, how are my babies... mature I hope. Anyway, would you like to go to the center of the Sun? They have real hot springs that are made of fire! Can we go sexy? Please? I'll even shrink down to your size for it." She did just that, by breaking the window with her finger, and jumping (which was earthshaking) and shrinking so that she fit right through the hole. She was just shorter than Jon, and comparatively to a normal woman, she had boobs the size of coolers, but was extremely thin and curvaceous. "Is this good Hun? I can change to whatever you like." she said.
"Hey...Uh sweetie... I think I bum bed my head, what is your name again?"
"I told you babe, you can call me whatever you want. I was initially supposes to be the apocalypse, but then a goat showed me the joys of sex, which he promptly died from... But then I thought of what would make me happy, and you just appeared in my thoughts, so I did that interview with that disgusting man so that you would impregnate me and make me feel good. How are the kids by the way? They don't look fully mature yet. When they are done, they will look a lot like me, but with blonde hair and brown hair apparently."
"Not done..." said Jon as he trailed off into his thoughts to his past wish. "What is the age of maturity for demons... Do you mind if I call you SD for Sex Demon?"
"Of course! You can call me what you want and do what you want to me! Anyway, the age of maturity is twelve for demons, but they look twice as old when they are done growing, and stay there! Like they are now!"
He turned around and saw more red demon women with red skin, tiny horns, whipping pronged tails, sexy figures. The only differences were that one had long wavy platinum blonde hair past her waist, and the other curly brown hair don to the floor. Jon released the women and they shouted "Master Jon! How may we serve you!"
"Like mother like daughter... now... What are their names?" said SD.
"They're..." stammered Jon, thinking for names that demons would have, "the blonde one Bimibo Evil (BE) and the one with brown hair is Titi Girl (TG)"
"**What slutty names,"said SD, "**I love them! Now what should we do you sexy, sexy, SEXY* man." Said the trio.
Jon couldn't think of anything yet so he started with, "Well..."
