Jennifer, now in the role of Jeremy, finished up her mowing and went inside to shower. With both of their role exchanged targets now hidden inside their homes, Jon and Karyn sat on the patio to ponder what to do next. However just a short while later, they heard the feminine moans and manly grunts of two people making love next door. However, BOTH of the voices were clearly female!
"It sounds like Jennifer is doing her husbandly duties" Karyn said with a smirk.
"Yeah, but I'd like to know HOW she's doing them though" Jon wondered aloud.
Leaving the young married couple some privacy for their lovemaking, Jon and Karyn grabbed the device and set out on a walk around the neighborhood to enjoy the beautiful weather.
Along the way they found a few more targets for the role exchanger.
Jon swapped an elderly woman tending her garden with a dumbass wanna-be gangster teenage boy who was washing his 'pimped out' 1997 Honda Civic in his parent's driveway.
It was rather hilarious to see the elderly woman dressed like a typical white suburban "gangsta" singing badly along with the rap lyrics blasting out of oversize speakers probably worth more than the rusted jalopy they were in. A young man in a floral pink dress was giving the rappin granny the evil eye and shaking his head as he tended his garden next door.
Karyn finally got her turn next when she exchanged a middle aged couple having a mild domestic dispute in their driveway. The woman wanted to go see the game with "the guys" down at Sullivan's sports bar, she told her wife she would be back before their anniversary dinner tonight. The man was upset at his husband because she had promised to take him to the mall to shop for a new dress FOR their anniversary dinner.
Jon and Karyn watched the gender reversed squabble for a bit when they were suddenly distracted by a young woman in spandex jogging down the sidewalk who ran right in front of them on the narrow sidewalk without warning, nearly causing them to fall off the sidewalk and into the street. Jon took the device from Karyn and said, "And now for something completely different."
Jon quickly pointed the device at the jogging woman's groin as she turned the corner and then aimed at the the well tended tulip bed in the front yard of the house they were standing next to. After firing the device Jon and Karyn saw a full human female vagina was now at the end of one of the flower stems! Jon smiled and bent down to smell the odd looking female body part flower and said, "Mmm, lovely."
Out of sheer curiosity Karyn smelled the odd vagina flower as well. She was a little surprised that it really did in fact smell fragrant and floral just like a fully ripe tulip would and not like the sweaty woman jogger crotch it had come from.
As Jon and Karyn saw the rude jogger woman jog off into the distance they wondered how her new floral genital anatomy would "work" in it's new role.
As Jon and Karyn were finishing their stroll around the block and were getting back to Jon's house they happened to run into Fai Yi who was just returning home from some errands he had been running for his very pregnant wife.
"Hey Mr. Yi, how are you doing?" Jon said with a big smile.
"Oh, hi Jon, I'm doing pretty good. My wife's crazy pregnancy cravings are keeping me pretty busy though. Today she wants glazed donuts covered in KFC gravy of all things."
"That is weird. Say, you heard any good jokes at the office lately?
Fai thought for a second then said, "Okay here's a quick one. A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. I charge $500 for three questions, the lawyer says. That's awfully steep, isn't it? the guy asks. Yes it is the lawyer replies, Now what's your final question?"
As Jon and Karyn chuckled at that Jeremy opened the front door and stepped outside. He was obviously annoyed that his husband was idly chatting with the neighbors while his food was getting cold.
"Hi Mrs. Yi" Jon and Karyn said together while trying not to stare at Jeremy's huge pregnant belly.
"Oh hey, nice to see you two." he said quickly before turning to his Husband, "Fai, did you remember to get the replacement cups for the breast pump?"
Fai kind of blushed at discussing that particular item in front of the neighbors but replied, "Yes dear."
"Okay good. Not to be rude, but can I have my lunch please? The girls and I are getting really hungry" Jeremy said in a mock sad tone while making a pouty face and rubbing his distended belly.
Fai walked up to Jeremy and handed him the Dunkin Donuts and KFC bags while giving him a big smooch on his hairy cheek. He then waved goodbye to Jon and Karyn and followed his pregnant man wife Jeremy into the house.
"Wow" Jon said, "it really is amazing he does not notice at all that while he was getting donuts and gravy his young beautiful wife became a thirty something hairy pregnant man."
Karyn nodded and added, "It would be even more amazing to see how that jogger's boyfriend doesn't notice that instead of a vagina his girlfriend's crotch now just has a tulip that smells like pussy!"
That both laughed at that thought.
