Mikey snickered as he ignored Jons screaming and pleading, as he tried in vain to flag down any other passing people for help. They disregarded his cries and just commented on how annoying the sign was.
Jon tried desperately to get someones attention, when they both noticed the horse and the horse manure woman circling back around heading towards them.
"Hey! am I going to have to call the park owner and have you removed permanantly?" the horse shit made woman dismounted, her breasts jiggling to and fro sexily, even if they were made of horse dung.
Jon was taken back "Please you dont understand, dont you find it a bit odd that your...uhmm you know...the way you are?" Jon stuttered nervously.
Mikey was curious as to how this would play out and just waited for the Police womans respons.
"What do you mean, how I am?" She looked over herself back and forth with an confused expression. "I'm in perfect condition, sure there are a few dry spots but big willie here should produce some more dung in a bit so I can patch it up with some fresh stuff" she answered Jon.
Jon was flabbergasted, "LADY YOU'RE A WALKING TALKING PILE OF HORSE SHIT!" he screamed delerioulsy.
"Hey! watch your mouth you inconsiderate piece of public property, or I'll have you removed for insulting a police officer and being a overall nusiance to this park" she scolded Jon, wagging a smelly brown finger in his face. He tried to avoid it.
"And for your information, I prefer the term Horse dung, or Feces. Crude language like that is offensive to me" she explained.
"I...I'm sorry officer....it's just...uhmm dont you think it's strange about what you are?" Jon tried again to wake the officer from her obliviousness.
"And what's wrong with what I am? You have a job to do like me. I must say though you're doing a terrible job, I've gotten many complaints about an annoying trouble making sign in this park, I might have to write you up the the park attendents if this keeps up. I do my job of keeping this part of the city safe, while taking care of Big willie and his girls and cleaning up the horse dung in the city for all the police horse keeping the streets clean" She exclaimed proudly.
"I am an important part of the police force that keeps this city's streets clean!" she said a matter of factly, a chorus of "You tell him barba!" and "You go girl!" cheers rang out from the horses hooves. She bent down and kissed the front left hoof and "said thank you"
"Like I appreciate the sentiment but...umm you kind smudged my hoof with your poo barbs" the left hood said.
"Oops...sorry" she extracted a hankerchief from the saddle bag and cleaned the hoof-girls face. "hows that?"
"like great, but we'd all feel better when you take us to our hoof cleaning appointments, we're in serious need of washing and polishing...you promised barbs!" the other hooves agreed
"It's getting late" the right hind hoof-girl said. The left hind hoof girl was trying her best to get Stacy's attention
"Hey...hey Stacy, can you help me out...I got some dirt and your piss on my face can you like clean it...it's annoying" the hoof pleaded in a whiney way.
Stacy, the young mother who was fused to the horses cock was currently lost to the world, snuggled safely and cozily into the horses sheath up to her chin, her pert full C-cup breasts bulging through the sheath below. Faint snoring sounds could be heard and and what looked like horse urine drooled down from her luscious lips.
"Sorry steff I help you out" The officer offered, and proceeded to polish the hind hoof girls surface as well.
"Thanks barbs, you're like so sweet...stacy is such a lump, she's so lazy we're here doing all the grunt work and she like takes naps all day long and makes a mess whenever she's awake" The other hind hoof complained.
"Girls, please Stacy has an important job like all of us, she's important in helping big willie function, without her your girls lives would probably be a little shorter, like you she keeps the streets clean by filtering the parasites and other nasty stuff that would transfer through his system...not to mention it keeps him from humping everything in sight...big willie was known as a champiion breeder before i got him" Barbra explained to the hooves.
Meanwhile mikey was doubled over in laughter at everything he heard, he couldn't believe how thorough this device was and literally change the very nature of reality from even the most absurd transformations. He couldn't help himself, he was becoming giddy on the high of the strangeness he could cause. He couldnt wait any longer to use the device again, all he needed was another oppurtunity. And that's when he saw it.
"Hey!...HEY BARBS!" A young man in a business suit shouted from across the park and made a brisk walk towards mikey and the gang.
"Oooh Barbs, isnt that your boyfriend? he's such a cutey" the front right hoof teased. Barbs blushed, if you could call it that. Her brown horse shit face suddenly gained a light green tint...and stayed that way strangely.
Mikey couldnt contain himself, he waited for the young man to get closer and immediately zapped him.
"MIKEY NO!" Jon screamed, although helpless Mikey ignored him and zapped the backside of the horse as the young man dissapeared and his suitcase dropped to the ground.
"Mikey...what...what have you done!?" Jon looked around frantically at what he could have possibly done to the young man. Mikey just giggled madly.
"Barbs!...hey honey...could you help me out I seem to have a little excess left on me" Jon heard the young man but couldn't seem to see him, until the Human horse shit woman circled around to behind the horse and lifted up it's tail, what Jon saw made him recoil in horror, even moreso when he first saw the young mother fused to the horses cock.
"Sure thing Doug" The horse shit woman said, as she lifted up the horses tail and saw the two light green male eyes situated above the large wrinkly brown horses anus. The horse shit woman smiled and blushed some more as she made eye contact with the eyes above the horses sphincter. And leaned down to give it a big french kiss, her toungue swirling around while the green eyes above it closed in half lidded pleasure.
Jon stood horrified (as if he could do anything else) at the incredulous spectacle of a woman made out of horse dung making out with her boyfriend, who just happened to be a horses anus now.
"Mmmm, you always taste wonderful Doug" the Human horse shit woman pulled back and began to pet and fondle the large horses ass cheeks on the side of the boyfriends "face".
"Thanks honey, I can always count on you to clean me out...can you grab my briefcase? I think it fell off when we were walking" the horses anus with eyes moved up and down to the words it was talking closing and puckering with every word.
"We should get going to the girls appointment...you know how they get cranky" the horse anus man suggested while speaking to his girlfriend.
The hoof-girls just giggled.
"Like, if you would rather both make out instead...we should get going" The front right hoof suggested, while the horses anus closed its hole in embarassment.
"Errmm...yeah we should" The horse shit woman said before giving the horses ass a quick peck on it's left butt cheek, and mounted back on the horse. The horses ass looked back to Mikey as they trotted away and said "Sorry to bother you folks, but you should really tell your brother to stop being a nusciance to the park patrons from now on" The horses ass stated and then gave a goodbye "wink"
