Jon felt the tingle and saw the glow ... he span round on his heels (which is not easy to do in flip-flops, especially when you have a television for a head).
"Stay still Jon!" Menaced Mikey. "I tagged you already, so all I need is to pull the trigger and you will morph ... with whatever I hit!"
Jon stopped and stared, blinking at his younger brother. "Mikey, please! Stop this!"
"Why?" Laughed Mikey, "I am having fun!"
"But look at what you are doing! Look at that woman! You have turned her into .... into ..."
"A horse's cock?" Laughed Mikey. "Yeah, I know!" Mikey then pulled the trigger. Jon flinched and next second he stood embedded in the ground, fused with a signpost. His arms stretched out in two directions, his tv head now resting on the metal post of the sign. He was immobile.
"That's better! Now we can talk!" Grinned Mikey. He looked round as he heard the clip-clop of the horse as it made its way round the path towards them. He grinned as he spied Stacy still dangling under her new master, safely tucked inside her new sheath.
Mikey looked back at the new Jon, stuck in place as nothing more than an odd-looking signpost.
"Jesus Mikey! What have you done to me?" Gasped Jon. Mikey laughed, "Well I have stopped you trying to get the gun back! That's what!" Mikey then looked at Jon, somewhat confused. "So bro, tell me, how come you freak out after I zapped you?"
"What do you mean?" Asked Jon. He watched the police woman ride by.
"Well, you notice that I changed you. No one else does do they? Did you see the girl with the spring for a neck?" Mikey laughed. "Her head bounces around as she walks and she thinks that is completely normal; imagine what happens when she goes jogging, or has sex!" Mikey laughed at the thought. "The cop who is now a parking meter did not freak out at all and I watched one kid feed quarters into his mouth right in front of his dad. Even that police woman was not at all surprised that Stacy is now the dick on her horse, or that the four girls are hooves! But you, you are surprised that I have transformed you and have noticed I transformed others too."
At that moment, the horse dropped fresh dung as he walked past the pair. The four new hooves cried out in disgust.
"Oh gross!"
"Watch the hooves, watch the hooves!" Cried the back two hooves. Mikey laughed.
"Oh too cool! Now that is just too good an opportunity to pass up!" He raised the gun and fired at the police woman's back. As the ray hit her, she glowed slightly. Mikey grinned at his brother and lowered the gun and pointed it towards the pile of horse dung on the path.
"Guess what I'm gonna morph her with?" He laughed.
"Oh God, Mikey! No! That's sick!" Cried Jon. The police woman looked around, surprised by Jon's cry, but not by the appearance of a fused boy-girl-television-signpost.
Mikey grinned at the pretty brunette and fired. He knew exactly what he wanted her to become, how she should look when fused with the horse dung. Or maybe, he thought, he knew how he wanted the horse dung to be when it fused with her. A second later the police woman sat on her horse, just as before. Only now, she was naked and her skin ... her skin had a strange sheen. It was greenish and speckled. She dismounted and walked back to the brothers. As she approached, Jon realised what Mikey had done. Her body was made of horse shit. She had become a living horse shit sculpture! All traces of the dung on the path had vanished. Jon stared, the face on his screen was open mouthed. She walked like normal, her hips swaying, her breasts giggling as she moved. Yet she was a walking pile of horse shit.
"So you two, what is all the fuss about?" The walking shit sculpture called Barbara asked the brothers. "What exactly is 'sick'?"
Mikey beamed. She was awesome. She had become living horse shit.
"Oh!" Said Mikey, grinning at Jon with a 'speak and you will regret it grin', "I asked Jon if you would have a boyfriend since you are very pretty and he said he thought that it was sick to think of you kissing a boy." Mikey smiled a sweet smile at his latest creation.
Barbara smiled. "Well it is nice that you think I am pretty!" She ruffled Mikey's hair with her hand. As she moved, her stink became more obvious. She reeked of what she was now made. "And for your information .." she said scowling at Jon, "I do have a boyfriend and he loves me very much! Now I think you should keep your opinions about other beings to yourself Jon! Signposts should be seen and not heard!" And with that she turned and with a last smile to Mikey she mounted her horse and rode slowly off.
Mikey grinned at Jon. On the one hand he wanted to interrogate is brother more about why he knew what was happening, but on the other he wanted to follow his pet creation ...
