Mandatory Milf: Something to ALWAYS remember (clarification)

Author's note: I've just realised that there is a discrepancy between what I just wrote for this chapter and the wish from "Home alone 2" which makes all wishes made by the stone within 48 hours last for those 48 hours only. Well... Instead of fixing that in the story to match the kind of fantasy I want this to become, I'm just going to do some retroactive continuity edit and say that in this storyline, the "48" wish never happened. There's just Jon, and his definitely-permanent wish for a new life.