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3. The Preg-O-Tron

2. Jon wishes up a device

1. You Are What You Wish

The Preg-O-Tron

on 2010-06-07 04:03:05

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Jon held the stone and said, "I wish that I had a device that could make any woman I used it on pregnant." The stone flashed, and a strange device appeared on the ground. It appeared to be a strange kind of sci-fi ray gun. It read Preg-O-Tron Ray on its side. Jon picked it up. It had a variety of settings for the stage of the pregnancy, the number of babies and their physical characteristics. Jon began fiddling with the dials.

"A pregnancy gun?" said Karyn, shocked. "Are you serious? Your idea of a cool device is to get girls pregnant? How is that in any way different than knocking them up and ditching them? And how is it in any way reasonable, or even fair, to make a pregnancy gun that can only get girls pregnant? Or are you deliberately ensuring that it can't be used against you?"

"Be careful, Karyn," joked Jon. "I was planning on using it to punish bitches like Sarah McMillan. And it has useful functions. Think of all the people who can't have babies. I'd be able to give them children if they wanted them."

"Its still wrong," said Karyn. "Now get rid of it before it causes any damage."

"Now, now, Karyn," said Jon, pointing the gun at her. "Don't make me use it on you." Jon was joking, but Karyn didn't necessarily know that, and he planned to stop it before it went too far with his best friend.




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