Walking to school with Karyn, Jon wasn't sure this was the best idea he's ever had. They didn't have far to go, but he felt every step as his hips swayed a little more than usual as well as the absence of one of his favorite body parts.
"You doing ok, Jon?" Karyn inquired.
"Ya, but I'm just having a bit of cold feet."
"Well, you're stuck like this for now, so just try to enjoy it."
"Easy for you to say," Jon pouted.
Arriving on campus, Jon's ego was absolutely crushed as Megan Ward, a girl he'd never had the nerve to ask out, noticed him.
"Hey you two. Karyn, did you mind if I steal Jon away for a minute?"
"Sure, I've got somewhere I have to be."
Jon couldn't believe his luck, here he was with his biggest crush and was a girl from the waist down. The two of the chatted for a little bit, but Jon could never quite get comfortable. Megan kept looking at him in a way she had never seemed to before.
"You know Jon, there's just something a tad different about you today." Jon gulped nervously as he felt like he was being sized up like a piece of meat. "Are those girls jeans you're wearing?"