Karyn, whose head now rests on a midget woman's body, fumbles through her purse searching for her cell phone.
She manages to retrieve it through the mess in her Coach bag and opens the phone. Normally, she would be able to do everything using one hand. In her current state, however, she needs to hold and dial the phone with both hands and her stubby fingers.
Jon was still at home watching TV totally unaware of the effects of the magic pencil. He continued to watch TV and flipped through numerous channels.
Karyn dropped her phone as she felt her entire body stretch outward and she grew enormously! She was now 6'5" and had an African American male body wearing a jersey; sweat bands, shorts, and sneakers while holding a basketball. Once again, her head and voice remained the same.
"That jerk must be watching the playoffs! Ooh, I am so going to kill him! He knows that whatever he thinks, my body turns into!"
Karyn bends down to retrieve her phone and she feels her whole body transforming again. Now Karyn can't even pick up the phone because she doesn't have any opposable thumbs! "Damn it! I knew I should've programmed my phone to accept voice commands!" Karyn curses to herself.
At that moment, the doctor knocks on the door and enters the room. He pauses for a minute and sees Karyn's head planted on a terrier's body.
The doctor sighs and scolds Karyn, "I can't examine you like this. I'm a physician, NOT a veterinarian! Haven't you told your friend to change you back yet?"
Karyn blushes and explains, "I'm sorry to waste your time. Do you think you could hand me my phone, please?"
The doctor stands up and leaves the room in a huff muttering that he doesn't have time for this. Instead, one of his assistants enter the room to aid Karyn.
" Yeah, if you could press "2#" and hold the phone next to me please? "
Meanwhile Jon leaned on one hand kicking back in a recliner surfing through numerous television shows.
He's interrupted when he hears his phone ring.
"Hello?"
"Jon! What the hell are you doing?!"
"Karyn? What's wrong? You sound upset?"
"I'm at the doctor's office for my examination, and you keep changing my body, and
It was at that moment that you looked over at the TV.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Karyn from the other end
What the heck did Karyn's body turn into now?