Jon picked up the notepad and read aloud, "Ahem! 'Jon has beautiful Breasts.'" Jon looked back at Karyn with a blank stare. "Karyn, why would you write this? Of course I have beautiful Breasts." he said as he hefted one of his Double D Boobs in his hand. Karyn smirked as she saw his cleavage though his tight V neck baby tee.
"Jon, you're so silly." she snorted.
"Karyn, you're the one that's silly, I've had these babies since I was like, 13. You knwo all the guys are jealous of my tits!" he declared.
Karyn stopped giggling in shock. "wait.. what did you just say?"