Stupid, stupid, stupid!

I offered him my guide, "here you go Mel." He took our guides and walked over to a desk. He pulled out what appeared to be a guide of his own and plugged them all together. He looked at the screens for a moment and said. "hmmm, it says here your times are almost up, let's remove your alarms for the moment." "Has it been three hours already?", I asked. "Time flies when your having fun my stupid young friend." Mel cackled. "No need to get nasty Mel." Suzie admonished. "I'll do whatever I feel like my pretty young lady!" Mel said as he rapidly punched away at a small keyboard on his guide. Suddenly we both sprung up and lept on the coffee table. We stood straight as boards, our feet slightly spread apart, with our hands at our sides. "Why did we just do that?" I asked. "I don't know but I can't move David!" Suzie pleaded. "What the hell is going on here Mel!" I yelled. "You two moronic newbies just gave me total control over yourselves." He laughed maniacally. A large mirror suddenly sprang up from the floor across from us. We were standing on the table, frozen. Looks of horror were on our faces. "Dear lord, your a Devil aren't you?" I asked. "Obviously you dolt," Mel grunted, "It's rare that one runs into two as foolish as you in this world. I really lucked out." I was about to give him a piece of my mind when he typed something and shouted, "first off let's make it so that you'll speak only when spoken to." I imediatley shut my mouth. In the mirror I could see Suzie was also unable to speak. "You two are now mine, body and soul. I own you and will do with you as I see fit." He slowly circled us. "Now my new little toys, let's have fun!"