The glow was so bright, Jon had to close his eyes. When he opened them, he saw Karyn, his best friend, sitting on his bed with her legs wide open. It wouldn't have mattered much, it wasn't like she was wearing a skirt or anything, but the huge bulge in the crotch of her blue-jeans was a shocker to him.
"Holy crap!" he shouted, pointing at Karyn's package.
"What?" she responded.
"You've got a dick!"
Karyn laughed, "Of course I do. A nice big one, too. What do you think, I'm some sort of freak?" She began to massage her penis through her jeans. It stirred beneath her touch. "Would you like to see it?"
"No!"
"Well, maybe you'd like to feel it in that tight hot snatch of yours."
This was getting a bit much for Jon. Obviously the ARD had misunderstood what he had wanted it to do. He decided to...
