"It's easy," said Karyn, "but I think I'll let you figure it out. Jon here can help you."
"Wait a minute," said the girl. "How can he be Jon? I'm Jon! I just asked the Replomat to make a female human being, with the default setting being to know what I know... so I should have gotten a girl who... Oh!"
"That's right," said Karyn. "If the machine makes a girl who knows what Jon knows, the girl thinks she's Jon!"
"What? Did I really not exist until just a minute ago?"
"Exactly," said Jon. "I wanted to make a girl, and I did. Don't you think it's sexy to be in my position? If you think like me, that is?"
"Well..." said the girl. "if I was looking at me come out of a box, yeah, I'd be turned on. But I'm not. I am the girl who came out of the box. I'm just like you changed into a girl. I don't want to be naked with a guy drooling over me, would you?"
"I suppose," said Jon. "Just ask the Replomat to get dressed."
"Sure. Replomat, make me some clothes."
"No details specified. Creating clothes for female teenager that falls into common categories of clothes worn by female teenager."
The girl opened the replicator's cabinet and groaned as she took out the clothes. "Argh," she said. "Those are girl clothes... And why can't you just wish me clothed?"
"Well," said Jon, but didn't finish his sentence before the new girl interrupted.
"Never mind," she said. "I know. If I had made a girl and liked seeing her naked, I'd make her have to put on the clothes so I could watch her do it... if I just wished her clothed I couldn't watch her get dressed. Changing from you into a girl makes me realize how girls see guys. And I'm not even really you. For one thing, I'm stuck here."
"No you're not," said Jon. "I wish that this new girl was named, er, Jonnie, and that Jonnie has an ARD like mine and Karyn's, and that all three of them work together.
