Off I go.

"Could you give me directions on how to get to her?" It replied with astounding speed. "Follow the directions I shall now display." A street map appeard and indicated my position with a curser, an arrow signifiying my course. I followed the path and exited the allyway. I stepped out into a wonderous street scene. It was a spectacular blend of fantasy-realm, sci-fi, and the real world. People dressed in robes and armour intermingled with others dressed in futuristic jumpsuits. I spent the next half hour following the path indicated by my guide. Weaving in and out among the pedestrian traffic. Trolls, elves, dwarves, and warriors went about their buisness like the people of my hometown. Finally I rounded a corner and came within site of Suzie. She was seated on a park bench. She was beautiful! She looked a lot like herself, compact frame, ample chest, and dancing eyes. But, here she had those pointy elven ears, and her hair was green, long and flowing. She was dressed in a billowy peasant shirt, much like my own, tan leather shorts, and a pair of flat soled, knee-high leather boots. As I rushed over to her she caught sight of me, a smile crossing her face. We embraced at full speed. "It's about time you got here David, i've been waiting forever!" I answered as fast as possibl "It took me a while to get situated." "Well, now that your here let me introduce you to someone I just met" She pointed past me as a squat little gnome made his way toward us. He was about three feet tall and had a gnarled appearance. "We struck up a conversation while I was waiting for you, his name is Mel and he's a sage!" He shook my hand and said, "How do Dave!" "He's offered to show us around David, you know, show us the ropes and such!", she said excitedly. "I will do my best to guide you youngsters in this wonderous new world," he said in a strange nasally voice. "Should we have him show us around David?"