Karyn asked, "Replomat, what does 'function locked' mean?"
The Replomat replied, "The Hitek Replomat(TM) model series is incapable of performing the requested functions as stated. To perform direct gender modification of living subjects, please upgrade to a Hitek MAU Mark 2(TM) series or better. Alternatively, a variety of transgender prosthetic, cosmetic, and accessory products may be replicated. The nearest hairstyle machine is located in the bathroom."
Karyn punched Jon in the shoulder. "Ha, I knew it! And it would have if it could!"