"Hmm," said Karyn. "You're in disguises. I could make you into girls who look like your disguises... but wait a minute. I have it. Never mind the girl disguises."
"What are you going to do?" said Jon.
"I can see your disguises. The obvious things. Hair, breasts, hips, clothes, nails. But there's one part you left out. The sex organs. That's the one thing you didn't have to disguise, since nobody can see them. Well, I think I'm going to fix that."
Jon waited, but was helpless.
"I wish that you will decide between yourselves in the next ten minutes which of you two has the best female disguise. I wish that the sex organs of whoever has the best disguise will be completely female, but you will otherwise stay guys."
"That's crazy!" exclaimed Jon.
"You'd better get deciding," said Karyn. "You really don't have any choice."
"I'm not going to decide that and end up transforming one of us," said Jon. "Although since Alan is a little shorter than me I suppose his disguise is more convincing."
"Then there's my wig," added Alan. "Your wig is blonde and it doesn't match your eyebrows or leg hair. It looks obviously fake so unless you bleached your hair it's a lot less convincing at being a real girl. On the other hand you must have shaved later this morning and there isn't all that much stubble visible on your chin, so you look more convincing there."
"But your voice is a little bit higher," said Jon.
"Yeah, Jon, but you were able to disguise your better. And you padded the bra correctly. I think on mine you can see an obvious place where it wasn't stuffed right and it looks a little bit off center. Your face is shaped a little better to look like a girl too."
"I guess so," replied Jon, "but then there's my skirt. It's pink and it looks more like a parody, something you'd wear if you want to fake being a girl. I don't know how many real girls would wear something like that without thinking it's tacky."
"But I think your shirt looks more real...."
Karyn was checking her watch, and said "Well, time's just about up. You're going to decide whose disguise was closest to a real girl and that one will become a bit closer. You can't avoid it. So which one is it going to be?
