As they went to change, suddenly Alison thought of something.
"Joy, how did that work?" s/he asked. "Karyn wished that our disguises would become 100% real, remember?"
"I know," said Joy, putting on her boys' pants, which again fit, since her body was exactly like a boy's except for being female. "It's almost the same loophole. If you make a disguise real, does that mean that it becomes what it's supposed to look like, or does it mean that it becomes a real disguise?"
"I thought it's the first one. I mean, what's a real disguise? A disguise that really is a disguise? Would a fake disguise be something that only looks like a disguise but isn't one?"
"Exactly."
"But then, every disguise is a real disguise. It's like those ads for genuine faux pearls."
"But it's the only way the wish could work, so it worked. Now, let's do something about these names. I wish that Joy and Alison are our real names, but we usually go by nicknames, which are Jon and Alan, and most people don't even know our real names. Do you have any ideas about Karyn?"