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3. the merge-o-tron

2. Jon wishes up a device

1. You Are What You Wish

the merging machine

on 2006-06-18 18:50:19

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"I wish for a small device that can allow me to target and zap two people to create a single person who is a merging of both of them"

As he said that a small device looking like a small toy laster gun with a LCD display screen and two adjustable, independantly targetting barrels appeared on his bed.

"What are you going to do with that?" Karyn asked.

"I'm not sure, I could always merge you with Sarah McMillain so you could gain her popularity and figure. Or punish sarah by merging her with Leonard." Jon replied.

"You mean Leonard the fat, hairy, nerdy guy? I wonder what that'd do."

"I have no idea, maybe we should just go and look for whatever test subjects seem best to test it on."




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