When Jon woke up he was confused and disoriented. He was lying in a bed and something was dangling above his head. He tried to stand up but soon found it impossible.
"Karyn must've hit me HARD," he thought to myself, "I feel so weak."
Again, Jon tried to stand up but found himself too weak to lift himself up. In fact, his arms felt as if they were moving on their own at times. He blinked a couple times and slowly his vision returned. The object hanging over his head appeared to be a plastic mobile.
"What is going on? Why can't I control my arms? Wait a second... am I... a..."
Suddenly a giant female head appeared above him.
"...a BABY?"
Jon tried to scream but instead began to cry. Karyn and Zooey must've changed him! He was stuck forever as an infant! He tried to speak but only useless gibberish emerged from his mouth.
Then Jon recognized the woman standing over him. It was Sarah! He tried to scream again, but as he recognized Sarah's face, he found feelings of warmth and comfort spread through him.
"Oh my God... Sarah is my MOTHER?"