Jon jumped out of bed and stepped into the hallway. Just then the bathroom door opened and Jon came face to face with a beautiful, tan, blonde beach bunny. She was wearing a bikini top and a miniskirt. Jon felt like a deer in some headlights and it took a moment for him to speak.
"Oh! Excuse me. I'm sorry."
"What are you doing Jon?"
"What?"
"Why didn't you pay Karyn? She said you were acting weird today."
"I'm sorry... do I know you?"
"Are you high?! I bet you are! Let me see your eyes!"
The girl reached out and place her hands on Jons face. She pulled him forwards and Jon found himself staring right at a pair of perfect breasts.
"Your eyes aren't red, but you sure are acting stoned. Better not let mom catch you."
Jon pulled away from the girl. "What did you say?"
The beach bunny slipped past Jon and bounced down the hall. "I said you'd better not let mom catch you! She'll be furious!"
"Zooey!?"
"What?"
"You're... you're... um... older than me..."
"Duh! Jon, get your head checked! I'm off to BS Inc."
