Eric, Kevin, Jon and Karyn were all sitting in the living room wondering why they had convened when suddenly Karyn started giggling out loud. Jon knew Karyn was a bit ditzy but this seemed a bit odd.
"Karyn, what's so funny?"
"I don't know. I just... for some reason... I..."
"What?"
"I... it's weird... but I really want to make out with your friend James."
Jon laughed.
"What?! James! Why?"
"I don't know. I... think I love him. In fact, I think I've always loved him. I've just been too afraid to say so."
Karyn began to tug on her shirt, trying to hide the fact that her nipples had become fully erect as thoughts of James flooded her mind. Eric and Keith rolled their eyes.
"You like James?" Eric scoffed, "He's my friend and all but come on Karyn, that guy is a loser with the ladies!"
Back at home, James smirked. Karyn, Jon, Eric, and Keith were all displayed on the television set in his room. Slowly he reached over and clenched the rock.
"A loser with the ladies, eh Eric?"
